My Rotting Porksuit
Now it's an umbilical hernia. No, I'm not making this up. Un-be-FRICKIN-lievable
So let's see, what've we got this year, then...
1. AC joint issues
(those've been going on for 3-4 years, actually)
2. Septum realignment & turbinoplasty
has been rebroken or migrated for other reasons, requiring surgery
3. Cardiac issues
; still waiting for the breakdown on these (Thursday, finally
, I should see a cardiologist)
4. Umbilical Hernia
, requiring surgery and a ridiculous amount of inactive downtime afterwards
5. Bipolar issues
plus C-PTSD, keeping me pretty damn low for pretty much the entire year, now
if that counts for anything other than inconvenient farting for days and induced shits from hell for days before that
Honestly I'm afraid to think about it any more because there may be even more. Good lord what a year.